Clever & Ironic


orcas:

orcas:

My local water park is draining their pools but before they do they’re having a ‘Doggy Day’ where you can bring your dogs and have them splash around and play for awhile

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thighabetic:

Aziz is putting that marketing major to good use.


raeychill:

panicatthesocialgathering:

Things I’ve got:
More wit
A better kiss
A hotter touch
A better fuck

Things I haven’t got:
Hair
A shirt
The rest of my band members

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"You don’t really want all the accolades that go along with being the star that you have become. How do you deal with that?"





whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes


emilylouiserichardson:

The last picture is the face of fear.





actionables:

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IT’S THEM AS BABIES


oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”