Clever & Ironic


fluffiesunfluffiestuff:

A letter Johnny Cash wrote to wife June on her birthday, 26 years into their marriage.

fluffiesunfluffiestuff:

A letter Johnny Cash wrote to wife June on her birthday, 26 years into their marriage.


Me Walking Into Class w/ Pizza John Shirt
  • Neighbor: So, Pizza?
  • Me: Oh, yeah, its a.... an inside joke?
  • Neighbor: Oh, so you made the shirt yourself?
  • Me: Oh, no, not at all
  • Neighbor: oh, ok...
  • Me: No like, do you know that movie that came out in theaters? Um, its called (Don't say the abbreviation, don't do it).... The...Fault In Our Stars?
  • Neighbor: Yeah
  • Me: Yeah, the author of the book, this is his face (points at shirt)
  • Neighbor: ....ok

"If flowers can
teach themselves
how to bloom after
winter passes,
so can you."
— (via georgia-dream)



coacalin:

coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR.
Please stop asking me.

coacalin:

coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR.
Please stop asking me.

usagiwaffles:

so this happened

usagiwaffles:

so this happened


urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected


onlyluck:

You know what this means right??
At somepoint,  someone fed the alligators hallucinogens and all hell broke loose.

onlyluck:

You know what this means right??
At somepoint, someone fed the alligators hallucinogens and all hell broke loose.


newdisaster:

You know, Guardians of the Galaxy was not the first film I’ve watched in which Vin Diesel voiced a character that barely spoke and yet destroyed me with a single line of dialogue

need I remind you

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

mrtwentington:

11 year old me was pissed at this revelation

A hundred-thousand years will pass and I will never get over the genius of this scene!



too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration