Clever & Ironic


huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.


numbspeculum:

 

numbspeculum:

 


highgayden:

"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.



50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

image



hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."



theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out  Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out
Down the street

They’re so fucking baked


rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”


gang0fwolves:

onlylolgifs:

Expectation vs reality: tickle attacks

ME



buttb00b-mcgee:

AH


gaymis:

when ur sad think about the fact that david bowie literally typed the comment “you wanna play with daddy, asshole?!” to someone who insulted him on the internet


alt-j:

Kim Kardashian West’s best bikini moments! 

HONESTLY