there’s an episode of malcolm in the middle where he just shuts up and stops complaining for awhile and it immediately starts to significantly improve his life but also it causes him an ulcer and by the end of the episode he is literally spitting up blood and i have always deeply and unshakably believed that is exactly how the situation would play out for me too
Half of the quests in oblivion start out with some woman going “please go fine my stupid idiot loser husband. he’s probably dead in a ditch. I hate him” and then you find her husband kidnapped by an evil wizard and also dead in a ditch and you tell her and she just goes “serves him right. here’s his favorite ring”
Streamers getting high schoolers into chess is so so funny to me and it’s even funnier that all the kids are bad at it too
Just heard from my brother in 8th grade that chess.com is blocked at school so kids are playing games of chess over shared Google docs during class. Literally laughing so hard at this.
this is a very relatable meme but i cannot stress enough that if you haven’t watched the good place you’re going to be very surprised to learn what words are being replaced here
